ONG!! It's true!!! I am strange!
strange-minded friends:
If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.
Only great minds ;can read this
This is weird, but
interesting!
fi yuo cna
raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe
out of 10 0 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht
I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch
at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod
are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed i t whotuit a pboerlm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Azanmi g huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs forwrad it
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How are you celebrating St. Patrick's Day?
Not this year. Just not into it. Maybe next year.
************************************************************************************************** Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" " That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry. Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" " It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
*************************************************************************************************** Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father."
************************************************************************************************** AND THE BEST FOR LAST A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"
What would you like written on your tombstone?
That's easy---"now I know"
It's National Open an Umbrella Indoors Day. Will you risk it and show us an open umbrella indoors?
Well, I don't have an umbrella, as I use a poncho instead. Keeps me dryer. LOL But, here is an umbrella that I got for my "Muffy" bear.
Well, today hubby got his dentures. I was so surprised at the quickness of it. This morning he had all his front remaining teeth taken out, then we went to his other dentist and she fitted him with his dentures. Mind blowing to say the least. And he looks so good now. As you may remember, my husband has what is commonly called innocent tremor in both of his hands. It is not Parkinson's. Anyway, this disease gets worse as one ages. And of course, one might not care so much for ones teeth if one discovers that it is very difficult to floss with trembling hands. hubby is also going over to an electric razor so that he won't slit his throat one of these days with a blade razor. Now, don't worry hubby and I even joke with each other about what's going wrong about ourselves. A good one for hubby is that he is one of the few people who would "stutter" at sign language. Hubby's cousin Blake is deaf and he thought it was so funny he made sure the entire deaf community knew.
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? This is hysterical. You ha ve to try this. It is absolutely true. I HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? You have to try this please it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain! 1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY!!) and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so. Send it to your friends, frustrate them. I just did!!
guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.
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